This is a lil’ ditty about a freshly restored Vette’s (with 30mls on it ) journey all the way to OZ from Las Vegas,

Updates to members rides. 

Includes New and Old Members 

At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'
I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient.
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While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How
long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .'

 Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.'

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